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@Playing_Dad: [Cops at crime scene]
Cop 1: Criminal scum. They must have taken every single toilet.
Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on.

[Cops at crime scene]
Cop 1: Criminal scum.  They must have taken every single toilet.
Cop 2: Wow, they really left us nothing to go on.

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