@INDlAN_: Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10,
then it’s a cat.
@SortaBad: Every time I'm at a friend's house I look at the ceiling & say "You like to watch, don't you.." so I look cool if they have a hidden spy cam
@mattgallo123: My waterproof phone is advertised in commercials with people surfing and kayaking and here I am tweeting in the shower.
@jjhartinger: I don't really want to hear about the marathon, unless of course, they add an element of suspense. Like a Bear at mile 3.
@mompsychologist: 3yo: *follows me into bathroom*
Me: "Privacy, please"
3yo: "Oh, right" *closes door*
"Now we have privacy, Mommy"