@INDlAN_: Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10,
then it’s a cat.
@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: Any questions for me?
ME: How do I access the WIFI?
INTERVIEWER: I meant about the job
ME: Is that all capital?
@barryjohnharper: Wifi was down so had to talk to my gf.
She seems nice.
@PatSandora: NYCer: OMG you’re in the city?!
NYCer: I’d love to see you! Let me know if you end up on my exact block. I will not travel.
@BritXNic: Been told I'm a pretty awful human being.
I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.
@Try2StopME: 99% of my socks are single. You don't see them crying about it.