@INDlAN_: Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10,
then it’s a cat.
@TheOldFolksHome: Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles*
Stan: A power cut.
@MiddleageM: Having a tea party is fun until your daughter tells you that she got the water from the toilet
@Sassafrantz: 57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind.
@PanicRestroom: "Billie Jean" is probably my favorite song about someone named Billie Jean
@StarWarsProblms: Qui-gon: You will give me the parts
Watto: I'm immune to mind tricks
Qui: Are you immune to lightsabers?
Watto: I will give you the parts