@INDlAN_: Cops call their dogs K-9 because if they call K-10,
then it’s a cat.
@Tmoney68: Brie is my favorite cheese that sounds like a white girl you meet for a mani/pedi while drinking Chardonnay & quoting "Mean Girls."
@TheTweetOfGod: Wouldn't that be a cool twist if World War 3 turned out to be a U.S.-Russia thing after all? "So retro!", you'd think as you were vaporized.
@Sassafrantz: Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest relationship I've had in 2015.
@beefman138: I meant to type : You're dear to me.
I actually typed : You're dead to me.
Losing friends is easy.
@VivaVeronica122: My boyfriend says I'm kind of selfish, but that's not true. I often think of other people.
When I'm having sex with him.