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@jake_likes_naps: *cops finds my loose floorboard*

Cop: What's under here...

*they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets*

Me: I'd like my lawyer now.

*cops finds my loose floorboard*

Cop: What’s under here…

*they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets*

Me: I’d like my lawyer now.

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