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@Deirdreocx: [Cops have a warrant for my arrest]
Cops: you're coming with us!
*Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away*
Foot chase ensues.

[Cops have a warrant for my arrest]
Cops: you’re coming with us!
*Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away*
Foot chase ensues.

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