@mikeleffingwell: Cops in movies keeping guard outside hospital rooms have a 0% success rate.
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@LostFelicia: I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks.
@theevilwriter: Getting married lost its appeal as soon as I figured out that acquiring a maid of honor wasn't going to get my floors washed.
@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.
@iamspacegirl: *brain waking up* oh god please not again I can't keep existing in this reality *brain 20 minutes later* 1000000 chameleons is a chamillion