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@david8hughes: [cops knock on my door]
"Sir?"
"Nobody's home."
"Who said that then?"
"My dog."
"Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"

[cops knock on my door]
“Sir?”
“Nobody’s home.”
“Who said that then?”
“My dog.”
“Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?”

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