@ticknada: Cops: You were driving while intoxicated nnMe: I was in no condition to walk
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@GlennyRodge: A horse walks into a bar. The batman asks "why the long..." "wait a minute, did you see that typo?" interrupts the horse.
@meganamram: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that.