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@Marlebean: Costume idea:
Dress up like milkshake, wait in the yard.
@onion_an: Interviewer: Have you worked in a fertility clinic before?
[nervous because it's my 1st interview]
Me: But I used to be an embryo
@OneFunnyMummy: Mo' money mo' problems might be true, but I'd still like to find out for myself.
@feminismvibes: This is everything
@pizza_dragon: Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco.
Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends.
@SirEviscerate: [Wrench factory]
BOSS: I'm proud to say it's been 250 days without an injury!
WORKERS: *celebrate by tossing all the wrenches into the air *