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@mattsurely: [couch shopping]
Wife: Eh, you married to it?
*a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*

[couch shopping]
Wife: Eh, you married to it?
*a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn’t notices the couch’s wedding ring*

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