@thesulk: Couldn't eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon.
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@SamuelHLowe: - You pay more attention to the TV than you do me! - Ma'am, do you want me to fix your cable or not?
@Ygrene: [seeing a skyscraper with all the lights on] oh man the dad of that building is gonna be mad
@td_ward: Absolutely stellar 'people in the papers pointing at the thing that's made them angry' today
@DevilryFun: I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store.