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@Jake_Vig: Couldn't look worse today.
Time to run into an ex...
@E_lok44: I always carry a megaphone in my purse, in case I wander off and get lost at Costco.
@LABeachmom: The whole "limiting myself to one glass of wine a day" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule.
@Brentweets: The east coast is experiencing a "Snowpocalypse" or as Canada calls it "Monday"
@KKAlThani: Kim and Kanye are now planning to have their wedding in Egypt. See Egyptians, things could always be worse.
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.