@JediMoonShyne: couldn't resist
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@tylerschmall: England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians.
@ipalatsky: it would probably never occur to you, but if need be, yellow pages book can knock your opponent out without any visible bruising.
@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.