@JediMoonShyne: couldn't resist
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@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
@MattMcC1: YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES.
@osigat: My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint.