@kumailn: "Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump." - SWAT manual on breaking down doors
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@mrtruthandsoul: Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you "Hal" for short, 'k, Chief?
@scenesfromahat: As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.
@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately