@dubstep4dads: *counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* "I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"
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@Sarcasticsapien: Saying "to each his own" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion.
@AnOrangeSNES: *Mom Godzilla calls Godzilla during the morning* Mom Godzilla: Are you eating your cities? Belfast is the most important meal of the day.