@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.
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@Parentpains: It's actually pretty easy to win an argument with a woman when you wait until she's not around to have it.
@MelvinofYork: There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.
@imence2: "My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth" was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?