@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.
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@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
@GrantTanaka: "I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean." -Unorganized Crime
@AntozWolf: Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions.
@BonaFideIntent: Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist