@E_lok44: When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do.
@DanMentos: [first date]
*emptying jar of coins into coinstar* "almost done"
so where are we going after this?
"what"
@mikeym00n: My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool.
@FunnyIsFamily: My parenting style can best be described as "Go help your sister."
@TheBeerGuy73: [Voice from police helicopter]
PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
*raises hands*
*takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight*
*uploads new avi*
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