@williamwanton: Couples that stay fit together don't trust each other enough to go to the gym alone
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@Sarcasticsapien: I want to create a show called "Deja Vu" simply for the "Previously on Deja Vu".
@Vice_Queen: I'm Indian but not "able to read sanskrit" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means.
@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
@TheMichaelRock: HR: Did you call Brenda fat? Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference.