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@SuicideBooth1: [couples therapy]

Mrs: he's too handsy, always touching me all over...

Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS...

[couples therapy]

Mrs: he’s too handsy, always touching me all over…

Mr: [who is an octopus] I CANT HELP IT LINDA IM LIKE 90% HANDS…

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