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@MatCro: [Couples therapy]

WIFE: I hate the way he pronounces "food" like "feud".

THERAPIST: And you, sir?

ME: She's always in a bad mude.

[Couples therapy]

WIFE: I hate the way he pronounces “food” like “feud”.

THERAPIST: And you, sir?

ME: She’s always in a bad mude.

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