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@thatdutchperson: [Court]

"Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

Me: yes.

*GF from the back* DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

[Court]

“Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

Me: yes. 

*GF from the back* DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

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