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@ArfMeasures: [court]
ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex
JUDGE: Who are you? You're not even in this trial
M: I know, I just want it on record

[court]
ME: Between 10 & 11 p.m. I was having sex
JUDGE: Who are you? You’re not even in this trial
M: I know, I just want it on record

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