@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.
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@internetluke: [leaving HS reunion w/ date] Aren't you going to ask why everybody was calling me 'smelly boy' tonight? "Seemed pretty clear I thought"
@HatfieldAnne: You see a Honda, a Toyota, a Chevy, and another Honda. I see four people who aren't getting that parking space. Hang on.