@nerdreign: Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes.
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@juliussharpe: I'll vote for whichever candidate promises to get rid of banner ads that move when you scroll down.
@mattgallo123: "Don't be shy!" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work
@FrenulumBreve: BOSS: I'm sorry I just don't trust your judgment. ME: [trying to pick up glass of water with both fists wedged in Pringles tubes] explain..