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@rickolantern: [courtroom, on witness stand]
Prosecuting attny: If you think she's poisoning you, why did you eat it?
Me: It was pizza
[jury nods, murmurs]

[courtroom, on witness stand]
Prosecuting attny: If you think she’s poisoning you, why did you eat it?
Me: It was pizza
[jury nods, murmurs]

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