@confuciusjokes: Cow with a twitch, beef jerky.
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@anerdonfire2: It's when I saw the children playing with their toys completely wrong that I knew I had to step in
@INDlAN_: Adulthood is like looking both sides before crossing the street and them getting hit by an airplane.
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly
@behindyourback: even worse than arguing with a stupid person online is when an even stupider person joins in but they're on your side