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@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: Guess what day it is?
Me: Don't.
CW: Guess what day it is?
Me: Don't.
CW: It's hum..
[30 min later]
Cop: So you stapled his lips?

Coworker: Guess what day it is?
Me: Don’t.
CW: Guess what day it is?
Me: Don’t.
CW: It’s hum..
[30 min later]
Cop: So you stapled his lips?

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