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@SuperRandomish: Coworker: "How'd you get that cut above your eye?"

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Coworker: “How’d you get that cut above your eye?”

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face*  “STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!”

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