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@marcia_bee: Coworker: I lost my phone.

Me: WHAT?

CW: I don't know where it is.

M:*perplexed look* You're not glued to it like a NORMAL person? Freak!

Coworker: I lost my phone.

Me: WHAT?

CW: I don’t know where it is.

M:*perplexed look* You’re not glued to it like a NORMAL person? Freak!

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