@amishschool: Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include "mouth breathing".
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@TheBoydP: Wife: Put the dishes away I have other things to do. Me: ok *Me loading dishwasher with wife watching entire time to ensure I do it right*
@thatUPSdude: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means.
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.