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@_ElvishPresley_: coworker: what're u gonna be for halloween

me: ur mom

coworker: lol havent heard that one in a whi--

me: matthew u never call

coworker: what’re u gonna be for halloween

me: ur mom

coworker: lol havent heard that one in a whi–

me: matthew u never call

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