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@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Coworker: Why don’t you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I’m not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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