@Zaufo: Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter.
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@CharismaFueled: Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.
@Mister_Gravity: I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. They're probably just underwater.
@hardlyrelevant: (pretending to be well-read to impress a girl) War and Peace? Yeah I loved that one “What was your favorite part?” I’d have to say the Peace
@Home_Halfway: Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.