@Zaufo: Cows are vegetarians too, but you won't hear them bragging about it on Twitter.
@dylan_bell3: cushion on the right slightly discoloured
@EliTerry: I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named FIREWORKS AND VACUUMS so my dog won't find them.
@SwirlySkittles: Don't touch my nutella with your banana.
@stockejock: Happy birthday to rapper Pitbull who is 34 today, or 238 in dog years for all the other Pitbulls.
@JamieMcKiernan: Woah, we're half way there