@DuhhEmma: Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ....
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@mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.
@Rollmaninoz: Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn’t do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again
@robfee: A guy on Catfish dated a girl for 4 years despite only seeing ONE picture of her. I wouldn't buy a futon on Craigslist with only one pic.