Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@foodfacenow: *crashes through ceiling into kitchen*
Wife:You were doing karate in the attic again weren't you
Me:*panting* No *nunchucks hit me in face*

*crashes through ceiling into kitchen*
Wife:You were doing karate in the attic again weren’t you
Me:*panting* No *nunchucks hit me in face*

COMMENTS