@JohnHilsen: Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday.
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@just1fool: Don't ever talk to me in an elevator. It will just be uncomfortable. I don't want to be put in that position. With my hand over your mouth.
@Vodkantots: My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume.
@shariv67: Got so wasted last night, had to take a train home. And now I can't figure out how to return it.