@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.
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@TheProvenFacts: The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
@Love_bug1016: If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs.
@cat_whisperer_: Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos.