@ChickenFrecklez: Crazy sister put: "I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too.
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@Sassafrantz: I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.