@TrelawnySara: creating an app called Friends With Pools. It's exactly what you think it is.
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@Leemanish: I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning
@juliussharpe: I support legalized marijuana because if everyone else is stoned I can trick them out of money.
@INDlAN_: *lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sēn F: well? Me: we’re in China