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@JB4Realz: [creating humans]
GOD: Make them imperfect...
ANGEL: Okay...done...
GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect.

[creating humans]
GOD:  Make them imperfect…
ANGEL: Okay…done…
GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect.

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