@TheTweetOfGod: "Creation science" has the same intellectual heft as "dragon anatomy".
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@Ideal_Victoria: The good thing about being tall is, you can't get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can't get lost in a crowd.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [magicians backstage] don't panic guys but I think we really just sawed that woman in half
@TheDailySchmuck: *wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?