@TheTweetOfGod: "Creation science" has the same intellectual heft as "dragon anatomy".
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@aimlessamers: I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor.
@Cheeseboy22: "It's cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I'm so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome.
@Monicann86: Every morning I wake up super pissed at my parents because I have to go to work instead of living off a trust fund.
@thevirtualidiot: On second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.