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@Spaziotwat: [Creation]
God: *creates the crab
Crab: "wtf?"
God:"You're a crab"
Crab:"wtf?"
God:"Now go forth"
Crab: *walks sideways "WTAF?!"

[Creation]
God: *creates the crab
Crab: “wtf?”
God:”You’re a crab”
Crab:”wtf?”
God:”Now go forth”
Crab: *walks sideways “WTAF?!”

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