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@joejwest: [creepy mansion]
ME: That portrait is watching us
MAN: No way
ME: [goes right up to portrait] I'm vegan
PORTRAIT: [rolls eyes]
ME: I knew it

[creepy mansion]
ME: That portrait is watching us
MAN: No way
ME: [goes right up to portrait] I’m vegan
PORTRAIT: [rolls eyes]
ME: I knew it

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