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@JONOCOYOTE: [crime scene]

•detective flips open pocket watch•

Hmmm...precisely what I thought

"What's that sir"

•closes watch•

It's lunch time

[crime scene]

•detective flips open pocket watch•

Hmmm…precisely what I thought

“What’s that sir”

•closes watch•

It’s lunch time

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