@ColoradoCrow: Croquettes are not female crocodiles
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@QueenofSparta: You like me? *has a conversation with you where I'm completely me. *never hears from you again. Right then. That's sorted.
@thelaurenobrien: How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?
@williamwanton: I love you Mario but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of