@TheRolo: Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends.
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@girl_a_whirl: *pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u
@causticbob: A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes.
@mikeleffingwell: It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like "Let's give the horses a shot at it"
@ReelQuinn: I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team.