@JasonLastname: Crouching tiger, public toilet seat.
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@MattMcElaney: 10 years ago parents were like "be careful what you put on the web" and we were all "lol. old people." now none of us can ever be President.
@RichardWiseman: This is why you should never put a bald person on the front page of a newspaper
@envydatropic: How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies? Me looking at your eyebrows