@Twisted_Mettle: Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the natural enemies of the plastic fork.
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@FilthyRichmond: Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works.
@HeroineAddict: *scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* "She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"
@ApocalypseBnG: How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School? Just planning ahead...