@audipenny: Crows are like if a witch decided "I'm a bird now, too"
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@behindyourback: While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems
@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
@rachelle_mandik: BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering.