@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
@squirrel74wkgn: Crap, I hate good-bye kisses. I think that I may have used too much tongue with my mother-in-law.
@Terdoh: Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.