@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
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@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
@Jandalize: Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me.
@chadchaines: what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought "you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."