@9GAG: Curiosity is on #Mars. Sure went a long way after killing the cat.
@Born2bVild: The way your stick figures take up your whole back window tells me you need a bigger car and a class on condoms.
@ilovepie84: I broke into your house and slept under your bed all night to protect you from the perverts out there.
@causticbob: knights of the ikea table
@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
@gianni_bcn: *Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*