@NoogsCorner: Curiosity should start overthrowing the local government and drilling for oil any minute now.
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@leechee420: I saw my friend's kids at Walmart and they told me they were lost and I was like "good luck guys" and walked away. I'd be a great mother.
@bridger_w: Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I'm bored of paying for things
@radtoria: Like The Purge but everyone is tryin to murder Tim Allen & become the next Santa. Pls donate on kickstarter so I can finally feed my family.
@ShanaRose21: Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?