@neiltyson: Curious that it's always a female computer voice that calmly announces self-destruct sequences and other violent disasters.
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@Quartzjixler: Hey middle-aged people who suddenly change your first name--screw you. I'm calling you what I've been calling you for the last 10 years.
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